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Micha Wertheim

Cabaretier Micha Wertheim was na Henny Vrienten de 2e gast bij het VPRO-programma Zomergasten in 2012. De aflevering kwam moeizaam op gang als ware het een blinddate waarbij zowel de presentator als de gast niet erg op hun gemak leken. Maar net zoals een blinddate na een valse start soms alsnog iets moois brengt, zo werd ook dit een hele boeiende televisie avond. Zo zeer zelfs dat deze uitzending de inspiratie vormde voor mijn eigen zomergasten-variant. Daarom leek het mij wel gepast om te starten met wat filmpjes van Micha Wertheim. Over Micha Wertheim Zoals dat in zomergasten gebruikelijk is ook hier een korte inleiding bij de filmfragmenten: Micha Wertheim maakt naar mijn mening zeer intelligent, bij vlagen zelfs briljant cabaret. Maar briljant betekent ook vaak door het grote publiek onbegrepen... Om niet direct teveel wegzappers te krijgen heb ik daarom gekozen voor 2 filmpjes die ook voor 'Micha Wertheim voor beginners' redelijk goed te volgen zijn. Voor degenen die hem geheel niet kennen is het bij het 1e filmpje van belang te weten dat er een keer een incident is geweest in Roermond waarbij de zaal is leeggelopen en de voorstelling werd gestaakt. Gequote van Wikipedia: "Op 11 maart 2008 haalde de voorstelling 'Micha Wertheim voor gevorderden' een week lang de voorpagina's en het nationale nieuws nadat een deel van het publiek zich tegen Wertheim keerde en hij zijn voorstelling, in TheaterHotel De Oranjerie in Roermond voortijdig had beëindigd. Tijdens zijn voorstelling had hij een gehandicapte man aangesproken, omdat hij vermoedde dat deze mobiel aan het bellen was. Het bleek echter te gaan om het display van diens spraakcomputer die door Wertheim per ongeluk werd aangezien voor een mobiele telefoon of camera. Na dit misverstand bood Wertheim zijn excuses aan en vervolgde zijn show, met daarin ook de vaste grappen over gehandicapten. Hierop verliet de gehandicapte bezoeker de zaal. Vervolgens richtte een deel van het publiek zich tegen Wertheim, het hem onmogelijk makend om zijn voorstelling te vervolgen."
In zijn volgende theaterprogramma "voor de grap" gebruikte hij het incident in Roermond en transformeerde dat naar een scherp, grappig en humoristisch stuk. Het 1e filmpje gaat over de reacties op Internet naar aanleiding van het incident. In het filmpje een hoofdrol voor Drogepoepsteek. Uiteraard werd ook ik nieuwsgierig naar deze meneer en heb een beetje gegoogled, en ja... op Internet bestaat hij in elk geval echt en zijn mooie bijdragen aan het maatschappelijk debat te vinden. De vraag is natuurlijk of deze persoon een creatie is van Micha zelf of... ;-)		Reacties Op Roermond en Drogepoepsteek
Het 2e filmfragment is een mooi staaltje spelen met taal. En voor de goede orde: Micha Wertheim heeft wat mij betreft helemaal gelijk. Hij kan dat gelijk zelfs bij mij krijgen. Hier nog ruim voldoende gelijk op voorraad.		Micha Wertheim heeft altijd gelijk
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